Mushroom Girl has a nice big pair of mushrooms

Ooooh finally something good!

Remember that nutjob Irenecullen? The Order's communist ally Five-Star General Chao challenged Irene Cadiz to a proper debate in the campus of Ateneo. Guess what? That cowardly dumbass internet toughguy/girl never showed up! The Order formally and enthusiastically congratulates the brave and intelligent General in his successful skirmish against an enemy most foul.


Now we listen to a dramatic hotblooded musical number from Jam Project to celebrate this happy occasion.

Stop Acting Like A Fucking Pussy, Gamer Totoy

I'm going to cut to the chase and get serious.

Gamer Totoy, what the fuck man? You were doing so well in exposing the degenerates and jejenerates in the local cosplay. You gained notoriety with your witty and shocking posts. Nowadays, you post faggotry like this:



And this:





Furthermore, what the hell are these faggoty comments you've been posting?




And then there's this:



Do you really want to lose readers that badly? What's next? UP? Dela Salle? AMA? Hogwarts? Stick to the nasty stuff of cosplay, you shithead.


For some reason, you just sound as butt-hurt and bitter as the targets of your blogposts. It's just not funny like before. It's like you just point out "assumed facts" regarding your critics (plus non-critics) and blast them away. It's like you're diverting attention from something.


Are you trying to tell us something? I'm no Dr. Phil but it's pretty obvious that you have personal issues. First that goddamn story about saving some cosplaying girl from some older guy and now this. Stop acting like a fucking pussy. Leave your bitterness and move on. Go out and have fun. Get a girl if you want to. After all that relaxation, recreation and self-reflection, post the good shit your readers used to clamor for.

Quit being a goddamn motherfucking cocksucker already. If you don't shape up, you can just go fuck yourself. In hell.

The Order's new logo

This is the new logo that befits the sinister image of the Order. The Order was delighted and inspired by the villains in the manga-based movie 20th Century Boys. It would be so awesome if we have giant robots to bring doom, destruction and domination to all.

We are the Cosplaynati. We shall conquer by this sign.

All hail the Chanemperor!

Whatever you do, don't look at his chin. You'll get hypnotized.


... I SAID DON'T LOOK aw damnit.

The Order now has Plurk!

Everybody's favorite sinister cosplay organization now has its own Plurk account. Don't forget to friend it! :)

The Order's Official Plurk Account


Also, Miss Hannah Minx says "mizu".

In the shadows we work silently against our hated enemies

This blog will be inactive for at least a week. The Order will conduct a mission of utmost importance. Soon, all those who are offensive in the eyes of the Order shall be vanquished. Soon, all cosplayers shall kneel before the order. Every move the Order makes is one step towards cosplay world domination.

To Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH, Irenecullen, White Knights of the False Cosplay Goddess Alodia, Irenecullen, Gian Chin-Chan and all the rest of their ilk: the Order remains resolute. We will crush you. Your days are numbered. There's nothing you can do about it.


We are the Cosplaynati. We are strong. Long live the Order! Doom and destruction to all enemies!