Mushroom Girl has a nice big pair of mushrooms

Ooooh finally something good!

Remember that nutjob Irenecullen? The Order's communist ally Five-Star General Chao challenged Irene Cadiz to a proper debate in the campus of Ateneo. Guess what? That cowardly dumbass internet toughguy/girl never showed up! The Order formally and enthusiastically congratulates the brave and intelligent General in his successful skirmish against an enemy most foul.


Now we listen to a dramatic hotblooded musical number from Jam Project to celebrate this happy occasion.

Stop Acting Like A Fucking Pussy, Gamer Totoy

I'm going to cut to the chase and get serious.

Gamer Totoy, what the fuck man? You were doing so well in exposing the degenerates and jejenerates in the local cosplay. You gained notoriety with your witty and shocking posts. Nowadays, you post faggotry like this:



And this:





Furthermore, what the hell are these faggoty comments you've been posting?




And then there's this:



Do you really want to lose readers that badly? What's next? UP? Dela Salle? AMA? Hogwarts? Stick to the nasty stuff of cosplay, you shithead.


For some reason, you just sound as butt-hurt and bitter as the targets of your blogposts. It's just not funny like before. It's like you just point out "assumed facts" regarding your critics (plus non-critics) and blast them away. It's like you're diverting attention from something.


Are you trying to tell us something? I'm no Dr. Phil but it's pretty obvious that you have personal issues. First that goddamn story about saving some cosplaying girl from some older guy and now this. Stop acting like a fucking pussy. Leave your bitterness and move on. Go out and have fun. Get a girl if you want to. After all that relaxation, recreation and self-reflection, post the good shit your readers used to clamor for.

Quit being a goddamn motherfucking cocksucker already. If you don't shape up, you can just go fuck yourself. In hell.

The Order's new logo

This is the new logo that befits the sinister image of the Order. The Order was delighted and inspired by the villains in the manga-based movie 20th Century Boys. It would be so awesome if we have giant robots to bring doom, destruction and domination to all.

We are the Cosplaynati. We shall conquer by this sign.

All hail the Chanemperor!

Whatever you do, don't look at his chin. You'll get hypnotized.


... I SAID DON'T LOOK aw damnit.

The Order now has Plurk!

Everybody's favorite sinister cosplay organization now has its own Plurk account. Don't forget to friend it! :)

The Order's Official Plurk Account


Also, Miss Hannah Minx says "mizu".

In the shadows we work silently against our hated enemies

This blog will be inactive for at least a week. The Order will conduct a mission of utmost importance. Soon, all those who are offensive in the eyes of the Order shall be vanquished. Soon, all cosplayers shall kneel before the order. Every move the Order makes is one step towards cosplay world domination.

To Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH, Irenecullen, White Knights of the False Cosplay Goddess Alodia, Irenecullen, Gian Chin-Chan and all the rest of their ilk: the Order remains resolute. We will crush you. Your days are numbered. There's nothing you can do about it.


We are the Cosplaynati. We are strong. Long live the Order! Doom and destruction to all enemies!

KUTSU! ^w^

GM Salvatore apologizes to the cosplay community just like that certain blogger

I would like to apologize to the cosplay community for my hostility and aggression towards the various cosplay organizations other than the Order. There's a tragic story behind my "supposed" evil. In fact, it's a bajillion times more tragic than what Gamer Totoy went through. You'll shed bucketloads of tears when you read this.



It all started when I attended my first comic book convention. I was 10 years old when Mom and Dad accompanied me. We were on our way to the car after the leaving the convention. I couldn't wait to watch my VHS tape of Neon Genesis Evangelion. We were all happy. Well, except Mom because she caught Dad ogling at a scantily clad catgirl. Correction, nearly all of us were happy.


That is, until tragedy struck. A robber stopped us and pulled out his gun. The scumbag was demanding our money. Dad resisted. The robber shot him. Mom screamed. The robber shot her too. I was traumatized to have seen my parents being gunned down. Their blood stained my Spider-Man costume. The robber was about to shoot me until a strong arm caught his pistol. It was Batman.



I saw fear on the robber's face when he was quickly disarmed. Batman lifted him by the collar, stared into the robber's eyes and uttered these memorable words:

"I like chocolate milk."

Batman knocked the robber out before imparting these epic words:

"But I don't like you."

Suddenly, Luke Skywalker, Wolverine and Son Goku arrived with a couple of police officers. To my disappointment, I found out that my rescuer wasn't really Batman. His name was Fred. He was a private investigator and a big Batman fan. He was a member of a big cosplay organization. My life was changed. I've decided to become a badass cosplayer just like Fred.


NEXT: My Hardcore Training

The ManBearPig Incident

This is GM Salvatore writing. Things have been really weird lately which is why I haven't been posting lately. You see, last week, our resident "warlock" Frater Invictus, offered to do an experimental black magick ritual. Our dialogue went along something like this:


Frater Invictus: Greetings Grandmaster. I have an interesting proposal for you and no it doesn't involve gay sex.

Me: What do you have in mind, Frater?

FI: I've been experimenting with chaos magick and I've done some fascinating results in evoking fictional characters. Have you ever watched that South Park episode with Al Gore?

Me: Yes I- GASP! You mean-?

FI: Yes. MANBEARPIG.



We can now use ManBearPig to inflict harm upon our enemies.

Me: What are we waiting for? Lets go!

Soror Lux and I went to Frater Invictus' house to witness his ritual. It was a ritual heavily influenced by shamanism and witchcraft. After ingesting large amounts of nutmeg, FI did a banishing ritual before chanting "ManBearPig" while beating his tambourine. Fifteen minutes later, he stopped because he claimed to have sensed ManBearPig's presence. FI requested ManBearPig's power to ruin our rival cosplay groups. FI thanked ManBearPig for his time and did a banishing ritual.


From that moment on, things REALLY got weird. It's a good thing Soror Lux and I do our daily prayers to the Cosplay Goddess because ManBearPig was messing with us. Doors were mysteriously opened, objects flew around and the unnerving thing was that Soror Lux's cat kept on hissing for no reason at all. Nobody got hurt but it seems that the poltergeist really messed our our PCs. We are pretty sure it was the work of ManBearPig.

Right now, things are back to normal. The PCs are fixed and Soror Lux's cat has reverted back to her lovable feline self. Despite the failure, the Order will try again to control the destructive power of ManBearPig and use it against our enemies. One day, the Order will reign supreme.


We are the Cosplaynati. We summon a fucking cartoon character.