Abundonce

You know what's more dangerous than the Chin of Destruction? The Nipples of Destruction. I think this guy was inspired by Daimos. Remember the Double Blizzard?

Don't you wish this transformation happens to all geek girls?

Truly, a miracle from the one and true Cosplay Goddess.

Sharingan Shenanigans

Whoa! I bet he stores a lot of chakra in his jaw.

To Those Retarded White Knights

The Order greatly despises these fanatical White Knights of Alodia. They bash and burn whoever commits even the slightest offense against their false goddess. I have news for you: the one and true Cosplay Goddess is coming. She'll dethrone your precious and pure(?) idol and you'll all kneel before her. She's prettier, sexier and, by the gods, her breasts are the most fantastic things in the universe. Her heart belongs to all. Her love is transcendent and pristine. Her power can save cosplay especially from our hated rivals, the haters and the fanatical Alodia cultists. Your end will come, White Knights. If I were you, I'd start switching to the winning side. The Order could use a new paladin or two. Join us or be destroyed.


We are the Cosplaynati. With our Goddess, we are strong.

Toy Con 2010 plus Asian Emoticons

No doubt that the Order will be attending the The 9th Philippine Toys, Hobbies and Collectibles Convention 2010. We have several members who'd be there. Sadly, the rest of the Order couldn't come due to work. Thank goodness that I'm an entrepreneur. I can't wait!


Oh and once again here's the lovely Miss Hannah Minx talking about Asian emoticons.

Gamer Totoy bashers are morons

I'm a frequent visitor to Gamer Totoy's blog and I facepalm everytime I see the stupidity of his haters. What a bunch of morons. You see, these idiots think that Gamer Totoy is a real bad guy in the cosplay community. He is not. I repeat, HE IS NOT. A real bad guy acts a lot more sinister (Man I love that word. Say it with me. SINISTER.) in actions complete with cold calculations. You think the Order is trolling. Actually yes we are but this isn't just for the lulz. It's all part of the grand masterplan.

My point is that these haters (especially that fucking nutjob Irenecullen) are wasting their time bashing Gamer Totoy. They should be bashing the Order of The Cosplaynati! Yes, the Order of The Cosplaynati is the real bad guy in the cosplay world. We are the ones behind every shit that happens in the cosplay community. If there's a huge statue of Alodia (I wouldn't be surprised if the White Knights really built a statue of Alodia), we'd be the ones to bomb it just like Cobra trying to bomb the Statue of Liberty.



Yes I know GI Joe always beats Cobra. However, we don't live in a Saturday morning cartoon world. In this world, the bad guys win. Heroes no longer exist. People are spineless nowadays. What's even more spineless than the average person are cosplayers who are not within the Order. Unlike Cobra, the Order always win. To Irenecullen and all the other haters and bashers, I say this unto you: In the end, you will be wiped out when the Order conquers the world. Also, go fuck yourselves.



We are the Cosplaynati. We are the real bad guys.

*evil laugh*



- GM Salvatore

The Order in the Words of Secretary Lux

Good Day, ladies and gentlemen. This is Lux, secretary for the Cosplaynati. While I'm not as flamboyant and over-the-top as our supreme leader GM Salvatore, I'm more concise and straightforward with my words. Let me explain what the Order really is.


The Order of The Cosplaynati is basically an ambitious cosplay group determined to rule the world. When I mean the world, I mean the cosplay world. I'm not as aggressive as the other members but I help in keeping the Order, well, in order. I do most of the work in maintaining stability within the group. When there's trouble brewing internally, I'm there to fix it.


The Order is a nice group. Really. We may have a sinister image but we're like a nicer and stealthy version of Warhammer 4k's Chaos Marines. Sure most of us go nuts all the time but we're still willing to reason. Just don't wear lousy costumes in front of them. If you do, they'd be likely to berserk.


Trust me on this, the Order isn't really that bad. Heck, on afternoons we have a tea parties over at my place. When it's tea time, the members retain some enough sanity to enjoy some Earl Grey and butter cookies. We don't take kindly to outsiders but if we like them, we consider them as friends.


As closing remarks, I will read passages from the Book of The Cosplaynati to instill inspiration in not only our members but also non-members who genuinely seek awesomeness.

"I, the One and True Cosplay Goddess, bestow my love not only to my devotees but also to non-believers and even oppressors. I am beauty and adoration incarnate. I will always be there to help cosplayers and non-cosplayers. I'm never gonna give you up. I'm never gonna let you down."

- September 15, 2003

Praise be to the One and True Cosplay Goddess. Power to the Order.

I'd climb her Roppongi Hills

The Order shall take a break from the usual sinister content and share this video of the gorgeous Miss Hannah Minx.



Just in case you're wondering, she is NOT the prophesied goddess. Still, she has huge... potential.

Who is Gamer Totoy?

It matters not who Gamer Totoy is. Heck, the picture above may not be him at all. However, the Order can tell you this: He is a pawn. He is a tool of the Order. All that cosplayer-bashing is part of a grand scheme of things. He is one of the Four Horsemen of the Cosplaynati. Every shitstorm in the cosplay scene is the Order's work. For example, that so-called screencap of NCG's plan to create a ruckus in the upcoming Toy Con? That was the Order's doing. Unfortunately, it was discovered to be a hoax but no worries. Evil always finds a way.


For your own information, Gamer Totoy is not a member of the Order. Why would the Order recruit someone who's face looks like a scrotum? Nevertheless, GT has his uses. As long as he continues bashing the cosplay community, the Order grows. If there's one person I would thank for the advancement of the Order, that would be the infamous Gamer Totoy. Continue your noble deeds, Sir Scrotumface. The Order thrives on your filth like a lotus on muddy waters.

We are Cosplaynati. Our power grows.

An official declaration of war from Grandmaster Salvatore

Greetings. My name is Salvatore, Grandmaster of the Order of The Cosplaynati, the most elite and highly esteemed cosplay organization in the world. For years, we, the Order, have been controlling the cosplay scene especially in the Philippines. We are the ones behind every boon and bane that ever happen to the Filipino cosplay community. Our reason: to dominate. Our dedication to the craft is so strong we saw the potential in it to rule the world. Through strictly covert means, we infiltrated other cosplay groups. Through our agents, we bring ruination to our hated rivals. Now, with the level of power we now wield, we decided to come out, let the cosplay world feel our presence and declare war on every other cosplay group.


To Cosplay Philippines, Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild and all others, we declare a cosplay jihad on you and your ilk. Your reign will soon be over. You will all be crushed under the foot of the Order. All your base are belong to us. You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting.


To Alodia Gosengfiao, your reign in cosplay will soon end. The Order will make a new cosplay goddess and she will be prettier and more powerful than you and your sister Ashley combined. The new goddess shall appear when the stars are right.


To the White Knights of Alodia, you now have an enemy other than Gamer Totoy and other Alodia-haters. When the new goddess appears, you WILL kneel before her. Your souls will become hers to possess. Your precious Alodia won't save you.


For now, laugh and think this is all a bad joke. Go ahead, cosplay to your heart's delight, eat your Pocky and drink your Fuji Apple Frostee. By the time you finished indulging in your usual otaku pleasures, we will descend upon you like a swarm of locusts.


We are Cosplaynati. Resistance is useless.

Behold! The Catalyst!

The Order has orchestrated this upcoming maelstrom of mayhem that will spark a series of fear and chaos. Cosplayers and haters will fight and trust none. Paranoia will engulf the community. Losses will be inevitable in our favor. The destruction of these groups is like hitting two birds with one stone. The war will ensure the advancement of the Order. Even if it fails, we will find another way. Be afraid.

We are the Cosplaynati. Doom and destruction to all rival cosplay groups.

What is The Order of The Cosplaynati?

We are the Order of The Cosplaynati, an underground cosplay society based in the Philippines. Our aim is not only to become the most popular cosplay group in the world but also the most powerful. We strive to become influential enough to change the course of history and rule the world. To ensure our success, we are working hard to destroy all the other cosplay groups. We have agents who successfully infiltrated groups such as Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH and even the controversial group of Gamer Totoy. Knowledge is power and with the knowledge we gather from these groups, we will emerge victorious. We've been at this for years and now it is time to let our presence known.

We are the Cosplaynati. We rule cosplay.