Stop Acting Like A Fucking Pussy, Gamer Totoy

I'm going to cut to the chase and get serious.

Gamer Totoy, what the fuck man? You were doing so well in exposing the degenerates and jejenerates in the local cosplay. You gained notoriety with your witty and shocking posts. Nowadays, you post faggotry like this:



And this:





Furthermore, what the hell are these faggoty comments you've been posting?




And then there's this:



Do you really want to lose readers that badly? What's next? UP? Dela Salle? AMA? Hogwarts? Stick to the nasty stuff of cosplay, you shithead.


For some reason, you just sound as butt-hurt and bitter as the targets of your blogposts. It's just not funny like before. It's like you just point out "assumed facts" regarding your critics (plus non-critics) and blast them away. It's like you're diverting attention from something.


Are you trying to tell us something? I'm no Dr. Phil but it's pretty obvious that you have personal issues. First that goddamn story about saving some cosplaying girl from some older guy and now this. Stop acting like a fucking pussy. Leave your bitterness and move on. Go out and have fun. Get a girl if you want to. After all that relaxation, recreation and self-reflection, post the good shit your readers used to clamor for.

Quit being a goddamn motherfucking cocksucker already. If you don't shape up, you can just go fuck yourself. In hell.

All hail the Chanemperor!

Whatever you do, don't look at his chin. You'll get hypnotized.


... I SAID DON'T LOOK aw damnit.

The ManBearPig Incident

This is GM Salvatore writing. Things have been really weird lately which is why I haven't been posting lately. You see, last week, our resident "warlock" Frater Invictus, offered to do an experimental black magick ritual. Our dialogue went along something like this:


Frater Invictus: Greetings Grandmaster. I have an interesting proposal for you and no it doesn't involve gay sex.

Me: What do you have in mind, Frater?

FI: I've been experimenting with chaos magick and I've done some fascinating results in evoking fictional characters. Have you ever watched that South Park episode with Al Gore?

Me: Yes I- GASP! You mean-?

FI: Yes. MANBEARPIG.



We can now use ManBearPig to inflict harm upon our enemies.

Me: What are we waiting for? Lets go!

Soror Lux and I went to Frater Invictus' house to witness his ritual. It was a ritual heavily influenced by shamanism and witchcraft. After ingesting large amounts of nutmeg, FI did a banishing ritual before chanting "ManBearPig" while beating his tambourine. Fifteen minutes later, he stopped because he claimed to have sensed ManBearPig's presence. FI requested ManBearPig's power to ruin our rival cosplay groups. FI thanked ManBearPig for his time and did a banishing ritual.


From that moment on, things REALLY got weird. It's a good thing Soror Lux and I do our daily prayers to the Cosplay Goddess because ManBearPig was messing with us. Doors were mysteriously opened, objects flew around and the unnerving thing was that Soror Lux's cat kept on hissing for no reason at all. Nobody got hurt but it seems that the poltergeist really messed our our PCs. We are pretty sure it was the work of ManBearPig.

Right now, things are back to normal. The PCs are fixed and Soror Lux's cat has reverted back to her lovable feline self. Despite the failure, the Order will try again to control the destructive power of ManBearPig and use it against our enemies. One day, the Order will reign supreme.


We are the Cosplaynati. We summon a fucking cartoon character.

Abundonce

You know what's more dangerous than the Chin of Destruction? The Nipples of Destruction. I think this guy was inspired by Daimos. Remember the Double Blizzard?

Sharingan Shenanigans

Whoa! I bet he stores a lot of chakra in his jaw.