Ooooh finally something good!

Remember that nutjob Irenecullen? The Order's communist ally Five-Star General Chao challenged Irene Cadiz to a proper debate in the campus of Ateneo. Guess what? That cowardly dumbass internet toughguy/girl never showed up! The Order formally and enthusiastically congratulates the brave and intelligent General in his successful skirmish against an enemy most foul.


Now we listen to a dramatic hotblooded musical number from Jam Project to celebrate this happy occasion.

The Order's new logo

This is the new logo that befits the sinister image of the Order. The Order was delighted and inspired by the villains in the manga-based movie 20th Century Boys. It would be so awesome if we have giant robots to bring doom, destruction and domination to all.

We are the Cosplaynati. We shall conquer by this sign.

In the shadows we work silently against our hated enemies

This blog will be inactive for at least a week. The Order will conduct a mission of utmost importance. Soon, all those who are offensive in the eyes of the Order shall be vanquished. Soon, all cosplayers shall kneel before the order. Every move the Order makes is one step towards cosplay world domination.

To Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH, Irenecullen, White Knights of the False Cosplay Goddess Alodia, Irenecullen, Gian Chin-Chan and all the rest of their ilk: the Order remains resolute. We will crush you. Your days are numbered. There's nothing you can do about it.


We are the Cosplaynati. We are strong. Long live the Order! Doom and destruction to all enemies!

The ManBearPig Incident

This is GM Salvatore writing. Things have been really weird lately which is why I haven't been posting lately. You see, last week, our resident "warlock" Frater Invictus, offered to do an experimental black magick ritual. Our dialogue went along something like this:


Frater Invictus: Greetings Grandmaster. I have an interesting proposal for you and no it doesn't involve gay sex.

Me: What do you have in mind, Frater?

FI: I've been experimenting with chaos magick and I've done some fascinating results in evoking fictional characters. Have you ever watched that South Park episode with Al Gore?

Me: Yes I- GASP! You mean-?

FI: Yes. MANBEARPIG.



We can now use ManBearPig to inflict harm upon our enemies.

Me: What are we waiting for? Lets go!

Soror Lux and I went to Frater Invictus' house to witness his ritual. It was a ritual heavily influenced by shamanism and witchcraft. After ingesting large amounts of nutmeg, FI did a banishing ritual before chanting "ManBearPig" while beating his tambourine. Fifteen minutes later, he stopped because he claimed to have sensed ManBearPig's presence. FI requested ManBearPig's power to ruin our rival cosplay groups. FI thanked ManBearPig for his time and did a banishing ritual.


From that moment on, things REALLY got weird. It's a good thing Soror Lux and I do our daily prayers to the Cosplay Goddess because ManBearPig was messing with us. Doors were mysteriously opened, objects flew around and the unnerving thing was that Soror Lux's cat kept on hissing for no reason at all. Nobody got hurt but it seems that the poltergeist really messed our our PCs. We are pretty sure it was the work of ManBearPig.

Right now, things are back to normal. The PCs are fixed and Soror Lux's cat has reverted back to her lovable feline self. Despite the failure, the Order will try again to control the destructive power of ManBearPig and use it against our enemies. One day, the Order will reign supreme.


We are the Cosplaynati. We summon a fucking cartoon character.

To Those Retarded White Knights

The Order greatly despises these fanatical White Knights of Alodia. They bash and burn whoever commits even the slightest offense against their false goddess. I have news for you: the one and true Cosplay Goddess is coming. She'll dethrone your precious and pure(?) idol and you'll all kneel before her. She's prettier, sexier and, by the gods, her breasts are the most fantastic things in the universe. Her heart belongs to all. Her love is transcendent and pristine. Her power can save cosplay especially from our hated rivals, the haters and the fanatical Alodia cultists. Your end will come, White Knights. If I were you, I'd start switching to the winning side. The Order could use a new paladin or two. Join us or be destroyed.


We are the Cosplaynati. With our Goddess, we are strong.

Gamer Totoy bashers are morons

I'm a frequent visitor to Gamer Totoy's blog and I facepalm everytime I see the stupidity of his haters. What a bunch of morons. You see, these idiots think that Gamer Totoy is a real bad guy in the cosplay community. He is not. I repeat, HE IS NOT. A real bad guy acts a lot more sinister (Man I love that word. Say it with me. SINISTER.) in actions complete with cold calculations. You think the Order is trolling. Actually yes we are but this isn't just for the lulz. It's all part of the grand masterplan.

My point is that these haters (especially that fucking nutjob Irenecullen) are wasting their time bashing Gamer Totoy. They should be bashing the Order of The Cosplaynati! Yes, the Order of The Cosplaynati is the real bad guy in the cosplay world. We are the ones behind every shit that happens in the cosplay community. If there's a huge statue of Alodia (I wouldn't be surprised if the White Knights really built a statue of Alodia), we'd be the ones to bomb it just like Cobra trying to bomb the Statue of Liberty.



Yes I know GI Joe always beats Cobra. However, we don't live in a Saturday morning cartoon world. In this world, the bad guys win. Heroes no longer exist. People are spineless nowadays. What's even more spineless than the average person are cosplayers who are not within the Order. Unlike Cobra, the Order always win. To Irenecullen and all the other haters and bashers, I say this unto you: In the end, you will be wiped out when the Order conquers the world. Also, go fuck yourselves.



We are the Cosplaynati. We are the real bad guys.

*evil laugh*



- GM Salvatore

Who is Gamer Totoy?

It matters not who Gamer Totoy is. Heck, the picture above may not be him at all. However, the Order can tell you this: He is a pawn. He is a tool of the Order. All that cosplayer-bashing is part of a grand scheme of things. He is one of the Four Horsemen of the Cosplaynati. Every shitstorm in the cosplay scene is the Order's work. For example, that so-called screencap of NCG's plan to create a ruckus in the upcoming Toy Con? That was the Order's doing. Unfortunately, it was discovered to be a hoax but no worries. Evil always finds a way.


For your own information, Gamer Totoy is not a member of the Order. Why would the Order recruit someone who's face looks like a scrotum? Nevertheless, GT has his uses. As long as he continues bashing the cosplay community, the Order grows. If there's one person I would thank for the advancement of the Order, that would be the infamous Gamer Totoy. Continue your noble deeds, Sir Scrotumface. The Order thrives on your filth like a lotus on muddy waters.

We are Cosplaynati. Our power grows.

An official declaration of war from Grandmaster Salvatore

Greetings. My name is Salvatore, Grandmaster of the Order of The Cosplaynati, the most elite and highly esteemed cosplay organization in the world. For years, we, the Order, have been controlling the cosplay scene especially in the Philippines. We are the ones behind every boon and bane that ever happen to the Filipino cosplay community. Our reason: to dominate. Our dedication to the craft is so strong we saw the potential in it to rule the world. Through strictly covert means, we infiltrated other cosplay groups. Through our agents, we bring ruination to our hated rivals. Now, with the level of power we now wield, we decided to come out, let the cosplay world feel our presence and declare war on every other cosplay group.


To Cosplay Philippines, Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild and all others, we declare a cosplay jihad on you and your ilk. Your reign will soon be over. You will all be crushed under the foot of the Order. All your base are belong to us. You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting.


To Alodia Gosengfiao, your reign in cosplay will soon end. The Order will make a new cosplay goddess and she will be prettier and more powerful than you and your sister Ashley combined. The new goddess shall appear when the stars are right.


To the White Knights of Alodia, you now have an enemy other than Gamer Totoy and other Alodia-haters. When the new goddess appears, you WILL kneel before her. Your souls will become hers to possess. Your precious Alodia won't save you.


For now, laugh and think this is all a bad joke. Go ahead, cosplay to your heart's delight, eat your Pocky and drink your Fuji Apple Frostee. By the time you finished indulging in your usual otaku pleasures, we will descend upon you like a swarm of locusts.


We are Cosplaynati. Resistance is useless.

Behold! The Catalyst!

The Order has orchestrated this upcoming maelstrom of mayhem that will spark a series of fear and chaos. Cosplayers and haters will fight and trust none. Paranoia will engulf the community. Losses will be inevitable in our favor. The destruction of these groups is like hitting two birds with one stone. The war will ensure the advancement of the Order. Even if it fails, we will find another way. Be afraid.

We are the Cosplaynati. Doom and destruction to all rival cosplay groups.

What is The Order of The Cosplaynati?

We are the Order of The Cosplaynati, an underground cosplay society based in the Philippines. Our aim is not only to become the most popular cosplay group in the world but also the most powerful. We strive to become influential enough to change the course of history and rule the world. To ensure our success, we are working hard to destroy all the other cosplay groups. We have agents who successfully infiltrated groups such as Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH and even the controversial group of Gamer Totoy. Knowledge is power and with the knowledge we gather from these groups, we will emerge victorious. We've been at this for years and now it is time to let our presence known.

We are the Cosplaynati. We rule cosplay.