The Order now has Plurk!

Everybody's favorite sinister cosplay organization now has its own Plurk account. Don't forget to friend it! :)

The Order's Official Plurk Account


Also, Miss Hannah Minx says "mizu".

In the shadows we work silently against our hated enemies

This blog will be inactive for at least a week. The Order will conduct a mission of utmost importance. Soon, all those who are offensive in the eyes of the Order shall be vanquished. Soon, all cosplayers shall kneel before the order. Every move the Order makes is one step towards cosplay world domination.

To Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH, Irenecullen, White Knights of the False Cosplay Goddess Alodia, Irenecullen, Gian Chin-Chan and all the rest of their ilk: the Order remains resolute. We will crush you. Your days are numbered. There's nothing you can do about it.


We are the Cosplaynati. We are strong. Long live the Order! Doom and destruction to all enemies!

GM Salvatore apologizes to the cosplay community just like that certain blogger

I would like to apologize to the cosplay community for my hostility and aggression towards the various cosplay organizations other than the Order. There's a tragic story behind my "supposed" evil. In fact, it's a bajillion times more tragic than what Gamer Totoy went through. You'll shed bucketloads of tears when you read this.



It all started when I attended my first comic book convention. I was 10 years old when Mom and Dad accompanied me. We were on our way to the car after the leaving the convention. I couldn't wait to watch my VHS tape of Neon Genesis Evangelion. We were all happy. Well, except Mom because she caught Dad ogling at a scantily clad catgirl. Correction, nearly all of us were happy.


That is, until tragedy struck. A robber stopped us and pulled out his gun. The scumbag was demanding our money. Dad resisted. The robber shot him. Mom screamed. The robber shot her too. I was traumatized to have seen my parents being gunned down. Their blood stained my Spider-Man costume. The robber was about to shoot me until a strong arm caught his pistol. It was Batman.



I saw fear on the robber's face when he was quickly disarmed. Batman lifted him by the collar, stared into the robber's eyes and uttered these memorable words:

"I like chocolate milk."

Batman knocked the robber out before imparting these epic words:

"But I don't like you."

Suddenly, Luke Skywalker, Wolverine and Son Goku arrived with a couple of police officers. To my disappointment, I found out that my rescuer wasn't really Batman. His name was Fred. He was a private investigator and a big Batman fan. He was a member of a big cosplay organization. My life was changed. I've decided to become a badass cosplayer just like Fred.


NEXT: My Hardcore Training

Abundonce

You know what's more dangerous than the Chin of Destruction? The Nipples of Destruction. I think this guy was inspired by Daimos. Remember the Double Blizzard?

Sharingan Shenanigans

Whoa! I bet he stores a lot of chakra in his jaw.

To Those Retarded White Knights

The Order greatly despises these fanatical White Knights of Alodia. They bash and burn whoever commits even the slightest offense against their false goddess. I have news for you: the one and true Cosplay Goddess is coming. She'll dethrone your precious and pure(?) idol and you'll all kneel before her. She's prettier, sexier and, by the gods, her breasts are the most fantastic things in the universe. Her heart belongs to all. Her love is transcendent and pristine. Her power can save cosplay especially from our hated rivals, the haters and the fanatical Alodia cultists. Your end will come, White Knights. If I were you, I'd start switching to the winning side. The Order could use a new paladin or two. Join us or be destroyed.


We are the Cosplaynati. With our Goddess, we are strong.

Gamer Totoy bashers are morons

I'm a frequent visitor to Gamer Totoy's blog and I facepalm everytime I see the stupidity of his haters. What a bunch of morons. You see, these idiots think that Gamer Totoy is a real bad guy in the cosplay community. He is not. I repeat, HE IS NOT. A real bad guy acts a lot more sinister (Man I love that word. Say it with me. SINISTER.) in actions complete with cold calculations. You think the Order is trolling. Actually yes we are but this isn't just for the lulz. It's all part of the grand masterplan.

My point is that these haters (especially that fucking nutjob Irenecullen) are wasting their time bashing Gamer Totoy. They should be bashing the Order of The Cosplaynati! Yes, the Order of The Cosplaynati is the real bad guy in the cosplay world. We are the ones behind every shit that happens in the cosplay community. If there's a huge statue of Alodia (I wouldn't be surprised if the White Knights really built a statue of Alodia), we'd be the ones to bomb it just like Cobra trying to bomb the Statue of Liberty.



Yes I know GI Joe always beats Cobra. However, we don't live in a Saturday morning cartoon world. In this world, the bad guys win. Heroes no longer exist. People are spineless nowadays. What's even more spineless than the average person are cosplayers who are not within the Order. Unlike Cobra, the Order always win. To Irenecullen and all the other haters and bashers, I say this unto you: In the end, you will be wiped out when the Order conquers the world. Also, go fuck yourselves.



We are the Cosplaynati. We are the real bad guys.

*evil laugh*



- GM Salvatore

The Order in the Words of Secretary Lux

Good Day, ladies and gentlemen. This is Lux, secretary for the Cosplaynati. While I'm not as flamboyant and over-the-top as our supreme leader GM Salvatore, I'm more concise and straightforward with my words. Let me explain what the Order really is.


The Order of The Cosplaynati is basically an ambitious cosplay group determined to rule the world. When I mean the world, I mean the cosplay world. I'm not as aggressive as the other members but I help in keeping the Order, well, in order. I do most of the work in maintaining stability within the group. When there's trouble brewing internally, I'm there to fix it.


The Order is a nice group. Really. We may have a sinister image but we're like a nicer and stealthy version of Warhammer 4k's Chaos Marines. Sure most of us go nuts all the time but we're still willing to reason. Just don't wear lousy costumes in front of them. If you do, they'd be likely to berserk.


Trust me on this, the Order isn't really that bad. Heck, on afternoons we have a tea parties over at my place. When it's tea time, the members retain some enough sanity to enjoy some Earl Grey and butter cookies. We don't take kindly to outsiders but if we like them, we consider them as friends.


As closing remarks, I will read passages from the Book of The Cosplaynati to instill inspiration in not only our members but also non-members who genuinely seek awesomeness.

"I, the One and True Cosplay Goddess, bestow my love not only to my devotees but also to non-believers and even oppressors. I am beauty and adoration incarnate. I will always be there to help cosplayers and non-cosplayers. I'm never gonna give you up. I'm never gonna let you down."

- September 15, 2003

Praise be to the One and True Cosplay Goddess. Power to the Order.

An official declaration of war from Grandmaster Salvatore

Greetings. My name is Salvatore, Grandmaster of the Order of The Cosplaynati, the most elite and highly esteemed cosplay organization in the world. For years, we, the Order, have been controlling the cosplay scene especially in the Philippines. We are the ones behind every boon and bane that ever happen to the Filipino cosplay community. Our reason: to dominate. Our dedication to the craft is so strong we saw the potential in it to rule the world. Through strictly covert means, we infiltrated other cosplay groups. Through our agents, we bring ruination to our hated rivals. Now, with the level of power we now wield, we decided to come out, let the cosplay world feel our presence and declare war on every other cosplay group.


To Cosplay Philippines, Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild and all others, we declare a cosplay jihad on you and your ilk. Your reign will soon be over. You will all be crushed under the foot of the Order. All your base are belong to us. You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting.


To Alodia Gosengfiao, your reign in cosplay will soon end. The Order will make a new cosplay goddess and she will be prettier and more powerful than you and your sister Ashley combined. The new goddess shall appear when the stars are right.


To the White Knights of Alodia, you now have an enemy other than Gamer Totoy and other Alodia-haters. When the new goddess appears, you WILL kneel before her. Your souls will become hers to possess. Your precious Alodia won't save you.


For now, laugh and think this is all a bad joke. Go ahead, cosplay to your heart's delight, eat your Pocky and drink your Fuji Apple Frostee. By the time you finished indulging in your usual otaku pleasures, we will descend upon you like a swarm of locusts.


We are Cosplaynati. Resistance is useless.

Behold! The Catalyst!

The Order has orchestrated this upcoming maelstrom of mayhem that will spark a series of fear and chaos. Cosplayers and haters will fight and trust none. Paranoia will engulf the community. Losses will be inevitable in our favor. The destruction of these groups is like hitting two birds with one stone. The war will ensure the advancement of the Order. Even if it fails, we will find another way. Be afraid.

We are the Cosplaynati. Doom and destruction to all rival cosplay groups.

What is The Order of The Cosplaynati?

We are the Order of The Cosplaynati, an underground cosplay society based in the Philippines. Our aim is not only to become the most popular cosplay group in the world but also the most powerful. We strive to become influential enough to change the course of history and rule the world. To ensure our success, we are working hard to destroy all the other cosplay groups. We have agents who successfully infiltrated groups such as Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH and even the controversial group of Gamer Totoy. Knowledge is power and with the knowledge we gather from these groups, we will emerge victorious. We've been at this for years and now it is time to let our presence known.

We are the Cosplaynati. We rule cosplay.