In the shadows we work silently against our hated enemies

This blog will be inactive for at least a week. The Order will conduct a mission of utmost importance. Soon, all those who are offensive in the eyes of the Order shall be vanquished. Soon, all cosplayers shall kneel before the order. Every move the Order makes is one step towards cosplay world domination.

To Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH, Irenecullen, White Knights of the False Cosplay Goddess Alodia, Irenecullen, Gian Chin-Chan and all the rest of their ilk: the Order remains resolute. We will crush you. Your days are numbered. There's nothing you can do about it.


We are the Cosplaynati. We are strong. Long live the Order! Doom and destruction to all enemies!

To Those Retarded White Knights

The Order greatly despises these fanatical White Knights of Alodia. They bash and burn whoever commits even the slightest offense against their false goddess. I have news for you: the one and true Cosplay Goddess is coming. She'll dethrone your precious and pure(?) idol and you'll all kneel before her. She's prettier, sexier and, by the gods, her breasts are the most fantastic things in the universe. Her heart belongs to all. Her love is transcendent and pristine. Her power can save cosplay especially from our hated rivals, the haters and the fanatical Alodia cultists. Your end will come, White Knights. If I were you, I'd start switching to the winning side. The Order could use a new paladin or two. Join us or be destroyed.


We are the Cosplaynati. With our Goddess, we are strong.

Gamer Totoy bashers are morons

I'm a frequent visitor to Gamer Totoy's blog and I facepalm everytime I see the stupidity of his haters. What a bunch of morons. You see, these idiots think that Gamer Totoy is a real bad guy in the cosplay community. He is not. I repeat, HE IS NOT. A real bad guy acts a lot more sinister (Man I love that word. Say it with me. SINISTER.) in actions complete with cold calculations. You think the Order is trolling. Actually yes we are but this isn't just for the lulz. It's all part of the grand masterplan.

My point is that these haters (especially that fucking nutjob Irenecullen) are wasting their time bashing Gamer Totoy. They should be bashing the Order of The Cosplaynati! Yes, the Order of The Cosplaynati is the real bad guy in the cosplay world. We are the ones behind every shit that happens in the cosplay community. If there's a huge statue of Alodia (I wouldn't be surprised if the White Knights really built a statue of Alodia), we'd be the ones to bomb it just like Cobra trying to bomb the Statue of Liberty.



Yes I know GI Joe always beats Cobra. However, we don't live in a Saturday morning cartoon world. In this world, the bad guys win. Heroes no longer exist. People are spineless nowadays. What's even more spineless than the average person are cosplayers who are not within the Order. Unlike Cobra, the Order always win. To Irenecullen and all the other haters and bashers, I say this unto you: In the end, you will be wiped out when the Order conquers the world. Also, go fuck yourselves.



We are the Cosplaynati. We are the real bad guys.

*evil laugh*



- GM Salvatore

An official declaration of war from Grandmaster Salvatore

Greetings. My name is Salvatore, Grandmaster of the Order of The Cosplaynati, the most elite and highly esteemed cosplay organization in the world. For years, we, the Order, have been controlling the cosplay scene especially in the Philippines. We are the ones behind every boon and bane that ever happen to the Filipino cosplay community. Our reason: to dominate. Our dedication to the craft is so strong we saw the potential in it to rule the world. Through strictly covert means, we infiltrated other cosplay groups. Through our agents, we bring ruination to our hated rivals. Now, with the level of power we now wield, we decided to come out, let the cosplay world feel our presence and declare war on every other cosplay group.


To Cosplay Philippines, Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild and all others, we declare a cosplay jihad on you and your ilk. Your reign will soon be over. You will all be crushed under the foot of the Order. All your base are belong to us. You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting.


To Alodia Gosengfiao, your reign in cosplay will soon end. The Order will make a new cosplay goddess and she will be prettier and more powerful than you and your sister Ashley combined. The new goddess shall appear when the stars are right.


To the White Knights of Alodia, you now have an enemy other than Gamer Totoy and other Alodia-haters. When the new goddess appears, you WILL kneel before her. Your souls will become hers to possess. Your precious Alodia won't save you.


For now, laugh and think this is all a bad joke. Go ahead, cosplay to your heart's delight, eat your Pocky and drink your Fuji Apple Frostee. By the time you finished indulging in your usual otaku pleasures, we will descend upon you like a swarm of locusts.


We are Cosplaynati. Resistance is useless.