The ManBearPig Incident

This is GM Salvatore writing. Things have been really weird lately which is why I haven't been posting lately. You see, last week, our resident "warlock" Frater Invictus, offered to do an experimental black magick ritual. Our dialogue went along something like this:


Frater Invictus: Greetings Grandmaster. I have an interesting proposal for you and no it doesn't involve gay sex.

Me: What do you have in mind, Frater?

FI: I've been experimenting with chaos magick and I've done some fascinating results in evoking fictional characters. Have you ever watched that South Park episode with Al Gore?

Me: Yes I- GASP! You mean-?

FI: Yes. MANBEARPIG.



We can now use ManBearPig to inflict harm upon our enemies.

Me: What are we waiting for? Lets go!

Soror Lux and I went to Frater Invictus' house to witness his ritual. It was a ritual heavily influenced by shamanism and witchcraft. After ingesting large amounts of nutmeg, FI did a banishing ritual before chanting "ManBearPig" while beating his tambourine. Fifteen minutes later, he stopped because he claimed to have sensed ManBearPig's presence. FI requested ManBearPig's power to ruin our rival cosplay groups. FI thanked ManBearPig for his time and did a banishing ritual.


From that moment on, things REALLY got weird. It's a good thing Soror Lux and I do our daily prayers to the Cosplay Goddess because ManBearPig was messing with us. Doors were mysteriously opened, objects flew around and the unnerving thing was that Soror Lux's cat kept on hissing for no reason at all. Nobody got hurt but it seems that the poltergeist really messed our our PCs. We are pretty sure it was the work of ManBearPig.

Right now, things are back to normal. The PCs are fixed and Soror Lux's cat has reverted back to her lovable feline self. Despite the failure, the Order will try again to control the destructive power of ManBearPig and use it against our enemies. One day, the Order will reign supreme.


We are the Cosplaynati. We summon a fucking cartoon character.