Showing posts with label gamer totoy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gamer totoy. Show all posts

Monday, June 28, 2010

Stop Acting Like A Fucking Pussy, Gamer Totoy

I'm going to cut to the chase and get serious.

Gamer Totoy, what the fuck man? You were doing so well in exposing the degenerates and jejenerates in the local cosplay. You gained notoriety with your witty and shocking posts. Nowadays, you post faggotry like this:



And this:





Furthermore, what the hell are these faggoty comments you've been posting?




And then there's this:



Do you really want to lose readers that badly? What's next? UP? Dela Salle? AMA? Hogwarts? Stick to the nasty stuff of cosplay, you shithead.


For some reason, you just sound as butt-hurt and bitter as the targets of your blogposts. It's just not funny like before. It's like you just point out "assumed facts" regarding your critics (plus non-critics) and blast them away. It's like you're diverting attention from something.


Are you trying to tell us something? I'm no Dr. Phil but it's pretty obvious that you have personal issues. First that goddamn story about saving some cosplaying girl from some older guy and now this. Stop acting like a fucking pussy. Leave your bitterness and move on. Go out and have fun. Get a girl if you want to. After all that relaxation, recreation and self-reflection, post the good shit your readers used to clamor for.

Quit being a goddamn motherfucking cocksucker already. If you don't shape up, you can just go fuck yourself. In hell.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Gamer Totoy bashers are morons

I'm a frequent visitor to Gamer Totoy's blog and I facepalm everytime I see the stupidity of his haters. What a bunch of morons. You see, these idiots think that Gamer Totoy is a real bad guy in the cosplay community. He is not. I repeat, HE IS NOT. A real bad guy acts a lot more sinister (Man I love that word. Say it with me. SINISTER.) in actions complete with cold calculations. You think the Order is trolling. Actually yes we are but this isn't just for the lulz. It's all part of the grand masterplan.

My point is that these haters (especially that fucking nutjob Irenecullen) are wasting their time bashing Gamer Totoy. They should be bashing the Order of The Cosplaynati! Yes, the Order of The Cosplaynati is the real bad guy in the cosplay world. We are the ones behind every shit that happens in the cosplay community. If there's a huge statue of Alodia (I wouldn't be surprised if the White Knights really built a statue of Alodia), we'd be the ones to bomb it just like Cobra trying to bomb the Statue of Liberty.



Yes I know GI Joe always beats Cobra. However, we don't live in a Saturday morning cartoon world. In this world, the bad guys win. Heroes no longer exist. People are spineless nowadays. What's even more spineless than the average person are cosplayers who are not within the Order. Unlike Cobra, the Order always win. To Irenecullen and all the other haters and bashers, I say this unto you: In the end, you will be wiped out when the Order conquers the world. Also, go fuck yourselves.



We are the Cosplaynati. We are the real bad guys.

*evil laugh*



- GM Salvatore

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Who is Gamer Totoy?




It matters not who Gamer Totoy is. Heck, the picture above may not be him at all. However, the Order can tell you this: He is a pawn. He is a tool of the Order. All that cosplayer-bashing is part of a grand scheme of things. He is one of the Four Horsemen of the Cosplaynati. Every shitstorm in the cosplay scene is the Order's work. For example, that so-called screencap of NCG's plan to create a ruckus in the upcoming Toy Con? That was the Order's doing. Unfortunately, it was discovered to be a hoax but no worries. Evil always finds a way.


For your own information, Gamer Totoy is not a member of the Order. Why would the Order recruit someone who's face looks like a scrotum? Nevertheless, GT has his uses. As long as he continues bashing the cosplay community, the Order grows. If there's one person I would thank for the advancement of the Order, that would be the infamous Gamer Totoy. Continue your noble deeds, Sir Scrotumface. The Order thrives on your filth like a lotus on muddy waters.

We are Cosplaynati. Our power grows.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Behold! The Catalyst!



The Order has orchestrated this upcoming maelstrom of mayhem that will spark a series of fear and chaos. Cosplayers and haters will fight and trust none. Paranoia will engulf the community. Losses will be inevitable in our favor. The destruction of these groups is like hitting two birds with one stone. The war will ensure the advancement of the Order. Even if it fails, we will find another way. Be afraid.

We are the Cosplaynati. Doom and destruction to all rival cosplay groups.

Friday, May 14, 2010

What is The Order of The Cosplaynati?

We are the Order of The Cosplaynati, an underground cosplay society based in the Philippines. Our aim is not only to become the most popular cosplay group in the world but also the most powerful. We strive to become influential enough to change the course of history and rule the world. To ensure our success, we are working hard to destroy all the other cosplay groups. We have agents who successfully infiltrated groups such as Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild, Cosplay PH and even the controversial group of Gamer Totoy. Knowledge is power and with the knowledge we gather from these groups, we will emerge victorious. We've been at this for years and now it is time to let our presence known.

We are the Cosplaynati. We rule cosplay.