Saturday, May 22, 2010

To Those Retarded White Knights



The Order greatly despises these fanatical White Knights of Alodia. They bash and burn whoever commits even the slightest offense against their false goddess. I have news for you: the one and true Cosplay Goddess is coming. She'll dethrone your precious and pure(?) idol and you'll all kneel before her. She's prettier, sexier and, by the gods, her breasts are the most fantastic things in the universe. Her heart belongs to all. Her love is transcendent and pristine. Her power can save cosplay especially from our hated rivals, the haters and the fanatical Alodia cultists. Your end will come, White Knights. If I were you, I'd start switching to the winning side. The Order could use a new paladin or two. Join us or be destroyed.


We are the Cosplaynati. With our Goddess, we are strong.

13 comments:

  1. http://razor-shock-you.blogspot.com/2009/11/alodia-is-dq.html

    White Knights in Action. Look at the last few comments, there you will see how they don't have common sense.

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  2. You people are insane weirdos. Alodia is loved beause of her talents not because of what you are saying.

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  3. @irenecullen:

    "You people are insane weirdos."


    Says the blogger who goes under multiple identities, posts inane posts to show how stupid some cosplayers can be and uses Cory Aquino's picture as an avatar. The Order may be insane (actually I prefer the term "eccentric") but we know bullshit when we see it.


    "Alodia is loved beause of her talents not because of what you are saying."


    Typical White Knight line. You must've been blinded by your false goddess' glamour. Wake up, irenecullen. Open your heart to the one and true Cosplay Goddess. Alodia may be pretty right now but soon all that beauty will fade away and you'll soon forget why she was so "talented". Only the beauty of the one and true Cosplay Goddess can last longer than any hot mortal cosplay girl. Also, she's more than talented. She is talent personified. Embrace the Cosplay Goddess, irenecullen or be wiped out by the Order.

    We are the Cosplaynati. We show you the Cosplay Goddess' light.

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  5. "Says the blogger who goes under multiple identities, posts inane posts to show how stupid some cosplayers can be and uses Cory Aquino's picture as an avatar. The Order may be insane (actually I prefer the term "eccentric") but we know bullshit when we see it."

    I am not posting with multiple personalities. I post together with my friends you imbecile.

    "Typical White Knight line. You must've been blinded by your false goddess' glamour. Wake up, irenecullen. Open your heart to the one and true Cosplay Goddess. Alodia may be pretty right now but soon all that beauty will fade away and you'll soon forget why she was so "talented". Only the beauty of the one and true Cosplay Goddess can last longer than any hot mortal cosplay girl. Also, she's more than talented. She is talent personified. Embrace the Cosplay Goddess, irenecullen or be wiped out by the Order."

    You are just jealous of Alodia.

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  6. @Irenecullen: Then there is no hope for you. Now I recite the One Winged Angel Evocation to lay a curse upon you.


    Estuans interius
    ira vehementi
    Estuans interius
    ira vehementi
    Sephiroth
    Sephiroth

    Oh great and terrible Sephiroth, son of Jenova. Destroy the offensive heathens Irenecullen, who have blighted the One and True Cosplay Goddess with their existence. Strike the impudent fools with misery and accursed luck until the Cosplay Goddess has forgiven them. So mote it be.

    Veni, veni, venias,
    Ne me mori facias

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  7. HA! Backing out of the argument. Typical tool of GamerTotoy.

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  8. Do not make excuses, Cadiz. Your lies are pretty obvious.

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  9. Lies? You are the one who is lying Secretary General.

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  10. *sings Lies by Big Bang*

    Huwag nang patulan. Pabayaan na lang na mabaliw.

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