An official declaration of war from Grandmaster Salvatore

Greetings. My name is Salvatore, Grandmaster of the Order of The Cosplaynati, the most elite and highly esteemed cosplay organization in the world. For years, we, the Order, have been controlling the cosplay scene especially in the Philippines. We are the ones behind every boon and bane that ever happen to the Filipino cosplay community. Our reason: to dominate. Our dedication to the craft is so strong we saw the potential in it to rule the world. Through strictly covert means, we infiltrated other cosplay groups. Through our agents, we bring ruination to our hated rivals. Now, with the level of power we now wield, we decided to come out, let the cosplay world feel our presence and declare war on every other cosplay group.


To Cosplay Philippines, Cosplay Circle, Nosebleed Cosplay Guild and all others, we declare a cosplay jihad on you and your ilk. Your reign will soon be over. You will all be crushed under the foot of the Order. All your base are belong to us. You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting.


To Alodia Gosengfiao, your reign in cosplay will soon end. The Order will make a new cosplay goddess and she will be prettier and more powerful than you and your sister Ashley combined. The new goddess shall appear when the stars are right.


To the White Knights of Alodia, you now have an enemy other than Gamer Totoy and other Alodia-haters. When the new goddess appears, you WILL kneel before her. Your souls will become hers to possess. Your precious Alodia won't save you.


For now, laugh and think this is all a bad joke. Go ahead, cosplay to your heart's delight, eat your Pocky and drink your Fuji Apple Frostee. By the time you finished indulging in your usual otaku pleasures, we will descend upon you like a swarm of locusts.


We are Cosplaynati. Resistance is useless.