You know what's more dangerous than the Chin of Destruction? The Nipples of Destruction. I think this guy was inspired by Daimos. Remember the Double Blizzard?
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Abundonce
You know what's more dangerous than the Chin of Destruction? The Nipples of Destruction. I think this guy was inspired by Daimos. Remember the Double Blizzard?
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Don't you wish this transformation happens to all geek girls?
Truly, a miracle from the one and true Cosplay Goddess.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
To Those Retarded White Knights
The Order greatly despises these fanatical White Knights of Alodia. They bash and burn whoever commits even the slightest offense against their false goddess. I have news for you: the one and true Cosplay Goddess is coming. She'll dethrone your precious and pure(?) idol and you'll all kneel before her. She's prettier, sexier and, by the gods, her breasts are the most fantastic things in the universe. Her heart belongs to all. Her love is transcendent and pristine. Her power can save cosplay especially from our hated rivals, the haters and the fanatical Alodia cultists. Your end will come, White Knights. If I were you, I'd start switching to the winning side. The Order could use a new paladin or two. Join us or be destroyed.
We are the Cosplaynati. With our Goddess, we are strong.
Toy Con 2010 plus Asian Emoticons
No doubt that the Order will be attending the The 9th Philippine Toys, Hobbies and Collectibles Convention 2010. We have several members who'd be there. Sadly, the rest of the Order couldn't come due to work. Thank goodness that I'm an entrepreneur. I can't wait!
Oh and once again here's the lovely Miss Hannah Minx talking about Asian emoticons.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Gamer Totoy bashers are morons
I'm a frequent visitor to Gamer Totoy's blog and I facepalm everytime I see the stupidity of his haters. What a bunch of morons. You see, these idiots think that Gamer Totoy is a real bad guy in the cosplay community. He is not. I repeat, HE IS NOT. A real bad guy acts a lot more sinister (Man I love that word. Say it with me. SINISTER.) in actions complete with cold calculations. You think the Order is trolling. Actually yes we are but this isn't just for the lulz. It's all part of the grand masterplan.
My point is that these haters (especially that fucking nutjob Irenecullen) are wasting their time bashing Gamer Totoy. They should be bashing the Order of The Cosplaynati! Yes, the Order of The Cosplaynati is the real bad guy in the cosplay world. We are the ones behind every shit that happens in the cosplay community. If there's a huge statue of Alodia (I wouldn't be surprised if the White Knights really built a statue of Alodia), we'd be the ones to bomb it just like Cobra trying to bomb the Statue of Liberty.
Yes I know GI Joe always beats Cobra. However, we don't live in a Saturday morning cartoon world. In this world, the bad guys win. Heroes no longer exist. People are spineless nowadays. What's even more spineless than the average person are cosplayers who are not within the Order. Unlike Cobra, the Order always win. To Irenecullen and all the other haters and bashers, I say this unto you: In the end, you will be wiped out when the Order conquers the world. Also, go fuck yourselves.
We are the Cosplaynati. We are the real bad guys.
*evil laugh*
- GM Salvatore
My point is that these haters (especially that fucking nutjob Irenecullen) are wasting their time bashing Gamer Totoy. They should be bashing the Order of The Cosplaynati! Yes, the Order of The Cosplaynati is the real bad guy in the cosplay world. We are the ones behind every shit that happens in the cosplay community. If there's a huge statue of Alodia (I wouldn't be surprised if the White Knights really built a statue of Alodia), we'd be the ones to bomb it just like Cobra trying to bomb the Statue of Liberty.
Yes I know GI Joe always beats Cobra. However, we don't live in a Saturday morning cartoon world. In this world, the bad guys win. Heroes no longer exist. People are spineless nowadays. What's even more spineless than the average person are cosplayers who are not within the Order. Unlike Cobra, the Order always win. To Irenecullen and all the other haters and bashers, I say this unto you: In the end, you will be wiped out when the Order conquers the world. Also, go fuck yourselves.
We are the Cosplaynati. We are the real bad guys.
*evil laugh*
- GM Salvatore
Thursday, May 20, 2010
The Order in the Words of Secretary Lux
Good Day, ladies and gentlemen. This is Lux, secretary for the Cosplaynati. While I'm not as flamboyant and over-the-top as our supreme leader GM Salvatore, I'm more concise and straightforward with my words. Let me explain what the Order really is.
The Order of The Cosplaynati is basically an ambitious cosplay group determined to rule the world. When I mean the world, I mean the cosplay world. I'm not as aggressive as the other members but I help in keeping the Order, well, in order. I do most of the work in maintaining stability within the group. When there's trouble brewing internally, I'm there to fix it.
The Order is a nice group. Really. We may have a sinister image but we're like a nicer and stealthy version of Warhammer 4k's Chaos Marines. Sure most of us go nuts all the time but we're still willing to reason. Just don't wear lousy costumes in front of them. If you do, they'd be likely to berserk.
Trust me on this, the Order isn't really that bad. Heck, on afternoons we have a tea parties over at my place. When it's tea time, the members retain some enough sanity to enjoy some Earl Grey and butter cookies. We don't take kindly to outsiders but if we like them, we consider them as friends.
As closing remarks, I will read passages from the Book of The Cosplaynati to instill inspiration in not only our members but also non-members who genuinely seek awesomeness.
"I, the One and True Cosplay Goddess, bestow my love not only to my devotees but also to non-believers and even oppressors. I am beauty and adoration incarnate. I will always be there to help cosplayers and non-cosplayers. I'm never gonna give you up. I'm never gonna let you down."
- September 15, 2003
Praise be to the One and True Cosplay Goddess. Power to the Order.
The Order of The Cosplaynati is basically an ambitious cosplay group determined to rule the world. When I mean the world, I mean the cosplay world. I'm not as aggressive as the other members but I help in keeping the Order, well, in order. I do most of the work in maintaining stability within the group. When there's trouble brewing internally, I'm there to fix it.
The Order is a nice group. Really. We may have a sinister image but we're like a nicer and stealthy version of Warhammer 4k's Chaos Marines. Sure most of us go nuts all the time but we're still willing to reason. Just don't wear lousy costumes in front of them. If you do, they'd be likely to berserk.
Trust me on this, the Order isn't really that bad. Heck, on afternoons we have a tea parties over at my place. When it's tea time, the members retain some enough sanity to enjoy some Earl Grey and butter cookies. We don't take kindly to outsiders but if we like them, we consider them as friends.
As closing remarks, I will read passages from the Book of The Cosplaynati to instill inspiration in not only our members but also non-members who genuinely seek awesomeness.
"I, the One and True Cosplay Goddess, bestow my love not only to my devotees but also to non-believers and even oppressors. I am beauty and adoration incarnate. I will always be there to help cosplayers and non-cosplayers. I'm never gonna give you up. I'm never gonna let you down."
- September 15, 2003
Praise be to the One and True Cosplay Goddess. Power to the Order.
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